i’ve been laughing about my cat’s face for 2 months
She was purring like crazy
What delightful aliens cats are.
Charlie Day: I wonder what he went and did.
Glenn Howerton: He might have killed someone.
Charlie: It was dark – I bet that smile turned to a frown as soon as he walked out that door.
- DVD Commentary for “The Gang Broke Dee”
That’s such a fantastic photo of you. It should be your headshot.
Either the DMV takes a really good photo, or I just make the same face in all my “serious” pictures - in any case, if I ever get mixed up in crazy shit and the police get involved, this is the face they have on file for me. (I hope I don’t look… suspicious)
The DMV adventure has already been arduous, and I’m just getting to the waiting part now.
if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived
maybe the real aesthetic was the friends we made along the way
hello darkness my old friend
this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital
He’s seen some things.
update: I still hate myself lots n lots. It’s 6:11am, I’ve been tossing and turning since 4, and now I’m crying
classes are gonna be pretty hard today